Back then, I looked like I was 20 years old. I wanted to add some airs to look older or more my age. So out with the baggy clothes, in with the better fitting clothes. Out with the lazy mornings, in with the workout mornings. No more going to just movies and clubs, I wanted to see a play on Broadway too. My girlfriend was all for it. She saw my effort and applauded me. When my birthday rolled around, her gifts reflected her encouragement for my attempts at self improvement.
One of the gifts was an Invicta watch. I still have it, though, I rarely wear it. It’s almost too nice.
The other gift was tickets to go see Chicago on Broadway, which I had been wanting to see for a while.
But the last gift she gave me is hands down the worst gift ever.
The gift came wrapped, in a box. It was kind of heavy. I thought to myself, “What the hell is this?” Then I tore into it, and when I saw it, I thought to myself, “What the hell is this?”
Muscle Milk
Ladies, don't ever buy this for your man.
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